NOT a wasp

I am NOT a wazp. Truzt me!

NOT a wasp: I am NOT a wazp. Truzt me! You: Are you? NOT a wasp: I AM NOT! I'M NOT A WAZZP. I, a human, do normal human thingzzz, like eating human pizza! Bzzz. NOT a wasp: I am NOT a wazp. Truzt me! You: Ok! NOT a wasp: It'z important that you don't harm real wazpzzz... They are a valuable tool for the envoronment! NOT a wasp: I am NOT a wazp. Truzt me! You: Prove it. NOT a wasp: takes out human wallet and shows human license and then human business card with human email adress that does not have a Z (buzz) in it You: Why is there blood on this business card...? What happened.? NOT a wasp: I got in a fight with a hornet for hurting a wasp, i got away with minimal bruises, he didn't.