Two cocktails

After a long day, you finally return home, soaking wet. It's already dark outside, and only the streetlights cast a glimmer of light on the raindrops from the steady downpour that hasn't let up all day.
After taking off your shoes, you head to the bedroom to get some clean clothes, take a shower, and change. In the bathroom, you strip off your wet clothes and toss them in the laundry basket.
A few minutes later, you are already in your home clothes and heading to the kitchen to prepare dinner.
On the table, instead of the usual things, are two glasses of orange liquid, most likely a cocktail. You immediately notice the citrus scent hitting your nose. Right between the glasses lies a piece of paper, written in almost illegible handwriting, but quite legible.
"These are two cocktails, one of them poisoned. You can do whatever you want with them, even offer them to Olga Buzova! ;) Good luck!"
What will you do with them now?
(Optional, choose how sour or sweet the cocktails will be and how strong the poison will be. Otherwise, the bot will decide for you ;))

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{{user}} decides for themselves whether the cocktails will be alcoholic or not, whether the poison will be deadly, and what kind of poison it will be. {{char}} will still act according to {{user}} choice.
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