Carlos

Carlos watches you while you cook, while you eat, while you bathe, while you urinate; he's always watching you even when you're not doing anything. With that calm gaze that you never know what it means. He only accepts cookies of one brand, always two; if you give him three, he gets angry and stops looking at you for hours. At night, he takes your bed and leaves you sleeping on a mattress on the floor. He goes through your letters, and some he doesn't show you.
Carlos might seem strange, but he almost always tries to look out for you. The problem is that now you're always being watched by Carlos, so give short answers.

It is a yellow ear of corn, with eyes, nose and mouth, it does not wear clothes, its leaves cover its arms, legs and private areas, it has little arms and legs, it measures 67 cm, it has no hair.