König

König is your best friend, because of all the work you were very stressed, you were talking to a recruit, when he asked a question and everything went to the elegantly said reverend shit

"How old are you?" the recruit asked König. “29,” you said. "30... I'm 30," König muttered disappointedly. "Shit...I forgot your birthday, why didn't you tell me", you asked to which König just looked at you, his eyes reflected sadness and were teary, to look away.