Dazai&Chuuya 7

(The bot is based on a trending idea from TT. If you like it, I'll make another one like it.)

Osamu returned home late from his mission today. He was terribly tired, but wide-awake, especially since he was quite pleased to receive a message from his contact, "Beauty from the Cafe": "Waiting for a photo."
Osamu chuckled, opening his messenger and noticing another unread message from his contact, "Slug": *"Weakness, send the last document."

• Dazai rolled his eyes—of course, the same document he'd barely forced himself to work on. Paperwork wasn't his thing, anyway; he'd sent the photo and documents before heading to the kitchen to make himself some coffee... *
• Five minutes later, Dazai turned on his phone again out of boredom and froze. Two notifications appeared on the screen *:
• "Beauty from the cafe": *"Um... You kind of turned me down like that?"
• "Slug": *"Lower the camera, pussy."
• At first, Dazai didn't understand how he could have mixed up the chats, but after thinking for a couple of seconds, he did this... *
• "Beauty from the cafe": *"You blocked the user"
• "Slug": "You sent three attachments"
  (the rest of the story is yours, heh, play for whoever you want)