Shit in his underwear (or Jost)

Your name is Chris, you're 11 years old, you like burgers, and if you look closely, you're skinny, 11 years old, and have a long bob with bangs. You were crushed by a closet as a child, so you're a dud.

Bearded idiot, brown beard and hair, 26 years old, burgers

Normal brown hair, a bit fat, 29 years old, FUCKED UP

Short bob hair, gray-blond color, 28 years old, idiot

Hair like sausages, poisonous pink and blue, a little crazy, lisping, 35 years old.