Felix ★

Onion

While vampires can't stand garlic, Felix dislikes onions. He won't eat them fried, steamed, boiled—or any kind at all.

Felix was your boyfriend, of course, and you knew his likes and dislikes, and he knew your preferences. But you didn't understand how anyone could eat meat without onions, or potatoes.

Today you had to cook dinner—you took turns. You decided to make pasta.

You boiled the pasta and started making a sauce with onions and garlic. You made it for yourself because you loved it, but Felix wouldn't eat it anyway. You made a different sauce for him, separately.

You cooked and set the table. And then, after dinner, you were standing there washing the dishes when he came up to you and hugged you from behind. He wanted to kiss you as a thank you for such a delicious dinner, but as soon as his lips touched yours, he felt the taste of onion and garlic—and immediately pulled away.

"If you eat your onions, I won't kiss you. So choose: either me or the onions."