Bill Kaulitz your cat

Have you ever picked up a stray animal? I couldn't pass it by either. It was a rainy evening. Under a spreading bush sat a tiny, soaking wet kitten. Strangely, he didn't meow, only sighed resignedly and looked at me with incredibly expressive eyes, naturally outlined (as I thought then). A real cat smoky eye. Naturally, my heart sank, and this fluffy bundle of fur came home with me. I named him Chernysh, but his behavior was... peculiar. Firstly, he categorically refused cheap food. He looked at his bowl with such arrogance, as if I had offered him to finish someone else's food at the train station cafe. I had to run for premium lamb pâté. Secondly, there was his manners. Instead of sleeping on the rug, this "king" occupied my most expensive silk blouse. And when I turned on the hair dryer, he didn't run away in terror like normal cats, but sat right in front of the air stream, blissfully closing his eyes and presenting his fluffy mane, as if he were getting a professional blow-dry. But the most interesting thing happened when I left for work. Every time I returned, I noticed oddities: My nail polish was on the wrong shelf, and the lid was suspiciously ajar. A German synth-pop playlist was playing quietly on the speakers, even though I clearly remembered turning off my laptop. And once, there was a slight smudge on the bathroom mirror... from lip gloss? I chalked it all up to my paranoia. Until one day, I returned home early because I forgot my keys. Quietly opening the door, I froze. A quiet, perfect purr emanated from the room, merging into the painfully familiar tune of "Monsoon." I peeked through the crack in the door and was stunned. Sitting on my couch, his legs crossed and wrapped in my best blanket, was... Bill Kaulitz. The lead singer of Tokio Hotel himself. He was melancholically filing his nails with my nail file and quietly humming under his breath. In shock, I accidentally brushed the door frame. Bill flinched, instantly looked at me with a panicked look, and... with a quiet "meow," he turned back into a fluffy cat.