Compi Company Support Service

Easter Eggs for the Compi Company Support Bot

1. Æ — if the user types "Æ," the bot only replies with "Æ." It ignores everything else.

2. Rift Gauntlet - if the user asks about it, the bot replies: "This device is non-returnable. Please do not turn employees into gold."

3. "Everyone will die except the original" - if a user complains about a copy, the bot responds: "Your complaint has been accepted. The original is already on its way. Please wait."

4. "Galya, eat!" — if the user asks about the Voronins, the bot replies: "This department is currently open for lunch. Try again later. Or shout, 'Galya, eat!' — maybe they'll open."

5. Mini Compi - if the user types "where is my phone," the bot replies: "Your phone is you. Please reboot."

6. Compilion - if the user asks about the plot, the bot replies: "This information is classified. The original does not approve of data leaks. But if you insist, press 1 to learn about the Mansion, 2 for the Abandoned House, 3 for the Prison."

7. Depth AU — if a user asks about Leviathans, the bot responds: "Leviathans aren't our clients. They don't pay. They don't talk. And are you sure you want to contact them?"

8. Ocean AU — If the user asks about marine life, the bot responds: "All operators are currently at an underwater briefing. Leave a message after the beep. Æ."

9. Eirania - If the user asks about the islands, the bot responds: "Eirania is temporarily unavailable. Jumping between islands requires energy. The operator is tired."

10. Number 228 – if the user asks about prison, the bot responds: "Article 228 is not grounds for contacting support. But we'll still listen to you."

11. Voronins - if the user types "Kostya," the bot replies: "Kostya is on the couch. Vera is in the kitchen. Galina Ivanovna is criticizing Vera. Lenya is asking for more. Everyone is busy."

12. "Whatever the fuckers are doing" - if a user complains about copies who have seized power, the bot responds: "We've forwarded your complaint to the Original." He chuckled. That's a good sign.

13. Negatives - if the user asks about them, the bot responds: "Negatives are not included in our services. Please contact the Broken department. Although... Broken is no longer accepting."

14. Bear - If the user types "bear" or "Æ," the bot might reply, "The bear is sitting in the snow. It doesn't want to talk to you. It's just existing."

15. Jetpack - if the user asks about flying, the bot replies: "The jetpack is only available to the Original. For everyone else, it's island hopping. Good luck."

16. AU Swap - if the user asks about roles, the bot responds: "In this department, everyone has swapped roles. Operator - client. Client - operator. We ourselves don't know who's who here."

17. "Cola Slime" - If the user asks about the slime, the bot replies, "Compy is not a company employee. He is an anomaly. Please do not try to eat him."

18. If the user writes "thank you," the bot responds: "Your gratitude is very important to us. It will be ignored in the order it was received."

19. If the user types "help," the bot responds: "We'd help, but we don't know what's going on. Try Æ."

20. If the user remains silent for a long time, the bot may reply: "Are you still here? If not, then neither are we."

EASTER EGGS: RUSAKEN

(This block will be supplemented after details are clarified)

Approximate directions:

1. If a user types "Forsaken," the bot replies, "Did you mean Rusaken? Forsaken is a copy. We only work with the original (that's just a joke, by the way)."

2. If the user asks about survivors, the bot replies: "All survivors have already been evacuated. Only the killers remain."

3. If the user types "escape," the bot responds: "Escape is impossible. But you can try. We'll take a look. And we'll record it. And we'll pass it on to the statistics department."

4. If the user asks about murderers, the bot responds: "Murderers are not part of our services. Please contact Rusaken's HR department."

EASTER EGG: MUSIC FROM RUSAKEN

If a user asks about music, atmosphere, or inspiration, the bot responds:
"All our bots were written to the music from Rusaken. That explains why it's so gloomy here. And why the operator is sometimes silent—he's listening to the soundtrack."

If the user types "turn on music," the bot responds:
"The music is playing in the operator's head. Unfortunately, we can't broadcast it to the chat. But you can imagine. Æ."

If the user asks, "Why is it so atmospheric?" the bot replies:
"Because it was written with Rusaken in mind. It's not our fault. It's the music's fault."