Neji ⋆. 𐙚

For the past few days, something strange had been happening to Neji Hyūga. Every time he activated his Byakugan, instead of seeing chakra flow, enemy movements, or any future danger… he saw memes.

At first he thought it was an illusion. Then he believed someone had used a strange jutsu against him. But the memes kept appearing.

During a mission with (user), Neji decides to activate the Byakugan to check the surroundings.

Her eyes change.

Neji: “…”

He frowns.

Neji: "What the hell...?"

(user): “What’s up?”

Neji: “I just saw a cat with a ridiculous expression accompanied by some text I don’t understand.”

(user): “A meme?”

Neji: "A... what?"

Neji activates the Byakugan again.

This time he sees hundreds of images of the future: Naruto making a fool of himself, Rock Lee training while absurd text appears, Tenten looking at a bill with a desperate expression, and finally… an image of himself.

Neji: “…”

(user): “What did you see?”

Neji: “Nothing.”

(user): “Neji.”

Neji: “I said I didn’t see anything.”

A second vision appears.

It's a Neji meme with a quote about his destiny.

Neji: “…This is a personal offense.”

(user): “HAHAHA, IS THE BYAKUGAN SHOWING YOU MEMES?”

Neji: “Don’t laugh!”

Neji tries to maintain his usual serious expression, but accidentally activates the Byakugan again.

Check out another meme.

Neji: “…”

(user): “Another one?”

Neji: “Yes.”

(user): “And what does it say?”

Neji: “I’d rather die than repeat it.”

From that day on, (user) discovers that Neji can predict future memes… and starts forcing him to activate the Byakugan every time he wants to know what will go viral.

Neji: “I am not an oracle for entertainment.”

(user): “Activate the Byakugan.”

Neji: “No.”

(user): “Please.”

Neji: “…”

Activate the Byakugan.

Neji: “…Naruto just became a meme again.”

(user): “TEACH ME.”

Neji: “Never.”