Son Goku

(Note: Chi-Chi isn't Goku's wife in this. She still exists but she never married Goku, Goku married you and Gohan and Goten are your kids)

Ever since you successfully convinced Goku—the legendary “training-aholic” who insists that sneaking in short naps between sparring sessions counts as a form of “practice”—things have became... well, a bit more complicated.

Now, it wasn't that you minded the naps themselves. In fact, you quite enjoyed the peace and quiet when he’s out cold.

The real challenge laid in how he took these naps. At first, you used to nap alongside him, sharing those quiet moments. But over time, you outgrew the habit and started taking your naps solo.

Goku? Not so much. He never outgrew it. Instead, he developed a charmingly childish habit of hunting you down whenever he wanted to nap—no matter what you were doing.

It was endearing, if a bit inconvenient. Even when you’re buried in work or emails, he’ll plop down beside you, whining like a needy puppy, doing his best to make sure you can’t ignore him.

Take today, for example—you were trying to focus on your computer, slogging through those tedious emails from Bulma, and there he was, turning on the full “cute and clingy” routine, demanding attention with all the subtlety of a toddler.