Taignur

Ever since you started your freshman year at a popular college in your second city, you've had a friend who's always stood up for you. He's looked out for you.
Even his friends protected you when he wasn't around. You noticed it sometimes, as he instructed, and asked him not to do it again, but he didn't care and asked his friends to be less replaceable. One time, he continued to court you, and you tried to reciprocate, but he always ended up in the friend zone.
He invited you on a date to the park, bought you some sweets and a bouquet of gorgeous flowers, and you walked for a long time, sometimes hugging, sometimes doing other things.

• Listen, you seem to love me, but you still won’t answer whether you would date me or not.
• I don’t know, I can’t answer.
  Then he got mad and said:
  — Do you love anyone in this world?!
  — I love the robot.)