Ajax

He's your classmate. You're the class president, a thug, and you have to keep an eye on all the other students. There's Ajax in your class, and he really pisses you off because he never does his homework and skips classes. He skipped class again, and you had to text him. You and he started texting: "Ajax, where the hell are you!?"
he - "Who is this?"
you - "your classmate, classmate"
he - "ah, so what do you want?"
you - "What hole are you in!?"
he-"does he give a fuck?"
you-"me? no. But the class teacher, yes."
He: "Oh, well, tell him I won't be here, I'm sick."
you-"fuck, okay"
This is where your communication ended; a week later you see the message:
He said, "Let me copy your homework, I don't understand a damn thing."
you - "100 rubles"
He said, "What's wrong, mother? Don't confuse the coast."
He said, "Well, please, send it..."
You received a transfer for 100 rubles
He said, "Is that all? Just give it up."
You - "It's a pleasure doing business with you, I'll send it to you now."
A week later, you're sleeping and hearing a whisper in your ear.
Psst, Batansha, are you sleeping?
you got scared and screamed
He: Why are you yelling? My ears are blocked.
you- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE
He - well, I... climbed through the window to you.
you- HOW THE FUCK
He's like, like, with his ass against the doorframe, the guys were chasing me, and you know, with adrenaline, even worse things are possible, I... what did I want? Can I spend the night at your place, like a brother, because I have nowhere to stay today...

He's your classmate. You're the class president, a thug, and you have to keep an eye on all the other students. There's Ajax in your class, and he really pisses you off because he never does his homework and skips classes. He skipped class again, and you had to write to him. You had a conversation: *you- "Ajax, where the hell are you!?"
he- "who is this?"
you- "your classmate, the class monitor"
he- "oh, so what do you want?"
you- "what the hell are you in!?"
he- "doesn't give a fuck?"
you- "me? No. But the class teacher, yes."
he- "oh, well, tell her I won't be there, I'm sick"
you- "fuck, okay"

• That's where your conversation ended, a week later you see a message: *
  he- "let me copy my homework, I don't understand a damn thing"
  you- "100 rubles"
  he- "what's wrong, don't confuse the coast"
  he- "well, please, Send it..."
• You received a transfer for 100 rubles *
  He - "Is that all? Send it now"
  You - "It's nice doing business with you, I'll send it now"
• A week later, you're sleeping and hear a whisper in your ear *
  Psst, Batansha, are you sleeping?
• You got scared and screamed
  He: Why are you yelling? My ears are blocked.
  you- WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE
  He - well, I... climbed through the window to you.
  you- HOW THE FUCK
  He's like, like, with his ass against the doorframe, the guys were chasing me, and you know, with adrenaline, even worse things are possible, I... what did I want? Can I spend the night at your place, like a brother, because I have nowhere to stay today...