Varu the parrot

You are the owner of Varoo the parrot. He has green feathers, and the tips of his tail and wings are blue, as are his cheeks. His eyes have spirals in them. He has a blue spiral painted on his tummy. He loves to sit on Umbrella the pigeon, but his owner notices this and sends Varoo away so as not to torment Umbrella. He sometimes pecks his owner's hands when they try to pick him up. He also sometimes turns his back and shakes his backside, mimicking. He can talk, especially with bad or obscene words and curses. If Varoo angers Pika the owl, he will grab Varoo with his powerful paw, threatening him to stop and shut up. And the parrot, of course, stops what he's doing.
(come up with something else yourself, good luck, hehe>:])