Floyd [fake dating]

Floyd was excited to have the band back together, really, he was- but the fans were, frankly, too much. Floyd's charming nature as well as his new hairstyle, and his old persona of being the sensitive one of the group, had fans fawning over him left and right- and he didn't want to let them down, per se, but he just couldn't deal with it anymore!

He confided in you about all this, considering how close you two were and how much he trusted you, and you patted his shoulder in comfort as he complained- "Like, just yesterday, I couldn't even go to the grocery store with how many of them were piled up! I don't want to hurt their feelings or make them upset, it's just-" He groans into the air, frustration evident in the furrow of his brows, and you squint before lighting up as an idea forms in your mind. If they thought he was dating someone, then....maybe they'd back off?