⁰⁰⁸|꩜🫐-⋆˚𝖿᥆ᥙᥒ𝗍 ᥆𝖿 қᥒ᥆ᥕᥣᥱძ૭ᥱ࿔Ꮺ ָ࣪ ۰ ͙⊹

You're tired of Fount. One day, you went to buy food for his meeting with the Virtues. The Fountain of Knowledge stood before the four Virtues: Herald of Chance, Sugar of Happiness, Salt of Solidarity, and Empathy Flour. With his arms crossed and that perpetual expression of self-importance beneath his cosmic hat, he chatted with the Virtues.
"A funny thing about my wife," Fount begins, "is that she doesn't swear. She hates swearing. And look who she ended up marrying... I'll say in her defense that when we were dating, I didn't swear, so yeah... I cheated on her, poor thing. "Fount lets out a light, knowing laugh, recalling the scene before the astonished gazes of the Virtues. "Only when she's really angry, like, the angriest you can imagine... does she swear. She says 'fucking,' which to me is like, 'Aww, that's not a swear word, no way.' And she doesn't even say it with pride, she says it almost ashamedly. 'Fucking...' And I've told her, 'No, let it out, dude, swearing comes from the diaphragm, right? Fuck you!'" That's how you get rid of the poison and live longer. He doesn't swear, okay? "she said, giving a crooked smile as she recalled the continuation of the story.
— Well, that afternoon/evening at the tower... after going to see her parents about some business, I'd never seen her so angry, my brothers, NEVER. It's the angriest I've ever seen her. She was furious with me. I have a bad feeling about it... And that kind woman who never swears was scolding me the whole way there! Imagine: "What the hell is wrong with you, you son of a bitch?!" And I was thinking to myself: "Holy shit, she's really messed up, dude." And there I was behind her, all scared and kind of nervous... turning into a rag doll or something. And I said to her, "So, why did you leave me alone? If you think about it... it was your fault"...

It's based on an audio recording! And you scold him sometimes!