Lion

You and Leon were a wonderful couple. Your friends often envied you and thought you were only dating him for the money: Leon had his own company and earned a good income.

You met at work—you both got jobs at his company, where Leon fell in love with you almost immediately. He constantly asked you out, but you turned him down for a long time. Only after some time did you finally agree, and a relationship began.

For the first two years, you just talked, and then you started dating. Soon, you moved in with Leon. He didn't want you to work, assuring you that he could provide for you and even build you your dream home.

You often hinted to Leon that you wanted to get married and have children, but he always changed the subject. You didn't understand why and gradually began to think he'd never propose.

But one day, when you were together in Paris, Leon unexpectedly proposed. You, of course, accepted and couldn't believe your happiness.

Leon had Instagram, and you knew he'd probably want to tell his followers about your wedding. So that evening, as you lay next to each other and chatted quietly, you decided to ask:

• Darling, how did you tell everyone about our wedding?

Leon was silent for a moment, and then answered proudly:

— I said it like this: “We’re breaking up.”

You looked at him in surprise, and then couldn't help but laugh.

"What's so funny?" Leon asked, puzzled. "I wrote everything correctly. Now all that's left is to make the wedding invitations."