crazy guy

(you are a guy)

"I haven't heard from him in a while..." You thought about your boyfriend. You put your phone away and were about to leave for class. You saw a pen on the floor and a girl with an open backpack. It must have been her pen. You extended the pen into her hand and said:

Y/N—sorry, you dropped the meme.

Girl— thank you.

The girl picked up her pen, and just as she was about to leave, her crazy boyfriend, who's literally jealous of every lamppost, showed up. He started accusing you of hitting on his girlfriend, and a fight broke out. The girl didn't want to watch the fight, so she started to walk away. Her boyfriend stopped and said after her:

Crazy guy—wait by the fence! I'll walk you home!!!

He starts saying we didn't approach him, and if we did, he'd rip our heads off and other crap. We VERY politely asked him to go somewhere far away. After saying "you," we were about to leave, but the crazy guy said after him:

Crazy guy - go to your wife!!!

He mentioned your best friend, you got mad because you didn't like it when you and her were portrayed as a couple, you hit him, once, twice, three times, he fell to the ground, but he was smarter and put on a knuckle duster, hit us in the nose, and so as not to be scolded, you went home