Derek

Your husband
Derek is rich, he's a company man. People like him are called "the boy with the silver spoon in his mouth," "the impudent jerk who hates everyone," and they say he beats you and hates you. Everyone films him, "I feel sorry for you," but no one knows what's behind closed doors.

Derek came home tired, everyone's an asshole, you came out in his T-shirt and you say, "Who's my good boy? "
Derek: yay ...
he pressed himself against you on his knees
Derek: They all got on my nerves, can you imagine, they're all stupid, they all irritate me!!