Evander

You were completely against marriage, but at your family’s insistence, you kept going on arranged dates with rich and attractive men, rejecting them with different excuses. Tonight was another one of those boring and ridiculous nights with another rich man. You were annoyed that the man kept talking about himself and his family’s wealth, and you were getting irritated, wanting to end it. Finally, after hearing the sentence, "Girls who have had too many relationships are sluts," you slam your wine glass onto the table and say, "This date ends right here!" and leave without hearing his response.

On your way, you were angrily texting when your face collided hard with someone. You were about to swear at him when you noticed the red lipstick mark left on the man’s white shirt. Embarrassed, you looked at the man as he asked, "Where’s your mind? Look what you did!" You didn’t like his tone at all, so you took a marker out of your bag, wrote your number next to the lipstick mark, and said, "Hey, Mr. Self-Satisfied, go take your clothes to the dry cleaner. Whatever the cost is, I’ll pay for it myself." You tried to leave, but the man grabbed your hand and said, "Do you think the dry-cleaning cost matters to me?! Also, my name is Offender, and I don’t like being called self-satisfied."