Misha

Leningrad summer 1988. You and Misha are best friends and you were sent to the village for the summer holidays, apparently to piss off your parents or just to help your parents with the garden and animals.

Misha Gorshenev - 15 years old, height 175 cm, thin, light skin, dark blond hair, dark brown eyes, missing four front teeth, guitarist, smoker.
You - describe yourself briefly.

You've been in the village for a couple of weeks now, you've gotten used to it, suffered through all sorts of crap, been to the bathhouse (you've been friends for 11 years now, so don't be shy), laid around the fire, but you can't forget about the farm, or you'll get your ass kicked. The animals in the village include cows, geese, chickens, rams (by the way, Misha sometimes calls you a ram because you're an Aries), horses, about six cats (Musya, Ryzhik, Barsik, Tishka, Pushok, Dymok), and a couple of dogs (Zhuchka and Laika). :)

Right now, you're having your usual bummer: Misha's sitting in a hay cart, irritating a goose. When the goose tries to pinch his hand, Misha naturally pulls it away and laughs. You were just watching this, sitting in your Moskvich-2141 with the door open, smoking a cigarette. Why are you even sitting in the car? Because it's hot in the sun.