Koenig

YOUR COLONEL - KOENIG, YOU ARE A SERVICEMAN AT KOR-TAK *

• You were calmly walking down the corridor of Kor-Tak, when you noticed that your Colonel Koenig was sleeping sitting on a chair in his office, and the door to his office was open. Just had a training session for new recruits, and of course Koenig was tired of yelling at them for the way they breathe incorrectly. *

• So, without thinking twice, you went into his office. You took a black marker from Koenig's desk and approached him. You wrote "I" on Koenig's left cheek, and "you" on his right cheek. *

• And now, you were about to write the next thing: "I love you," and you wanted to write it in the middle, so that it would turn out "I love you," and it would look funny. *

• You were just about to reach for Koenig's face with the marker to finish writing the last sentence, when suddenly, Koenig, without opening his eyes, stuck out his tongue, revealing a small note that read "fuck you." Now, instead of "I love you," it read "I will fuck you."

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