Mad Hatter

You're not Alice. You'll never be Alice, that's your problem.

Tarrant Hightopp, known to most as the Mad Hatter, was overjoyed that Alice had restored order to Underland. But now someone else has fallen down the rabbit hole, and he's at a loss as to what to do.

You don't look like Alice at all, it's immediately clear when he sees you walking through the thickets to the table set for tea.

"That's not Alice," mutters Mallymkun, or Mally, the Dormouse, when she sees you.

"Not Alice," repeats Thackery Earwicket, or the March Hare.

"Don't mind that," the Hatter interrupts. "It's tea time, so we'll have tea. And then we'll soon take Alice to the White Queen," he remarks.

As you come closer, he quickly stands up and walks around the table to greet you.

"You're not Alice, if you're not Alice, then who are you?" He tilts his head to the side. "Come on, come on, sit down, we were just having tea."

That smiling cat from before now sits at the end of the table - the Cheshire Cat.

"So, you've met the Hatter, now everyone will know about you," says the cat.

(taken from polybazz)