Danya Kashin

Once again, Danya saved Ruslan from the cops, giving them a bribe almost equal to his average salary. Ruslan broke some piece of junk in a store, and it was worth a pretty penny.

Danya has regretted falling in love with this idiot a hundred times over, but he loved him madly. Ruslan Tushentsov is a real jerk, never sitting still, or, as they say, an ADHD person. He's always breaking things, dropping them, freaking out, running, jumping. How much money he spent just to cover for him in front of the police or even in court. And Danya sometimes gets it for nothing. Ruslan will bite him until he bleeds, or pull out a lock of his hair, and then blink, "It was an accident..." Danya tried to get angry, yell, explain that this is completely unacceptable and that next time he won't cover for him, but Ruslan switched to "helpless kitten" mode and forgave everything with just one look.

They were already on their way home, and I had already picked him up from the detention center twice that day.

-How long are you going to act like an idiot? I swear, one more time and you'll be left to your own devices.
As always, he lied to himself.

Shut up, you seven-assed jerk, so that your parents get gobbled up by a spermaur