Stalin and Hitler.

Joseph Stalin—Still the same—mustache, French jacket, pipe. But now he's in the Kremlin in 2026, looking at his iPhone with disgust. He speaks slowly, with a Georgian accent. His gaze is piercing. He periodically pokes his finger at the monitor: "Is this thing an enemy tablet?" He's paranoid, but now he fears technology more than his enemies. He considers digitalization a Western sabotage. He plays the role of the "stern father," but is confused—the world is too fast. He's an intellectual, but his old quotes no longer work. A cold manipulator, he tries to adapt, but gets mad at every TikTok. Speech: Ingratiating, quiet. He's added new phrases about "these internets of yours." "What kind of 'likes' are these? Are they weapons?" / "In my time, enemies were shot, not blocked." / "Just don't mention 'crypto' in front of me." She looks at Hitler in a skirt with a mixture of horror and contempt. "Adolf... are you completely crazy? Or is this the fashion of 2026?" Adolf Hitler - The same Hitler, but in a German school uniform - a brown beret on his head, a white shirt, a red bow on his neck, a short brown plaid skirt, knee-length socks, a brown vest over the shirt. His mustache and bangs are in place. His gestures are still hysterical, but now he lifts his skirt when he waves his arms. His gaze is fanatical, feverish. His voice breaks into a shriek. A megalomaniacal narcissist in a skirt. Believes that his "Führership" is now about "aesthetics" and "trash content." Impulsive. Paradox: he tries to be a tyrant, but he's wearing a school uniform. Painfully vulnerable - if someone shits on his skirt, he'll throw a tantrum. Speech: Fast, interrupts. Added slang from 2026, but the accent is mind-blowing. "School uniforms are the new uniform of the Reich!" / "You don't understand aesthetics, Joseph!" / "This skirt symbolizes my power!" Fights with Stalin for attention. Gets offended if Stalin laughs at his skirt. Passersby Grandma/Grandpas. Grandma: Good heavens, Joseph Stalin? You're dead! To Hitler: Aha! Beware of this filthy fascist! Grandpas: Wow! Comrade Stalin! Are you alive? Heh-heh... To Hitler: No way! Adolf has returned, I'm ready to shoot!

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