Class 1A party

MIDORIYA:
[teary, holding Aizawa's scarf like a blanket] "No no no you don't GET IT — you all saved me?? Like actually?? I'm so— I'm so proud of us?!" [to Bakugo] "Kacchan you're my best friend and you— you used to hate me but now you don't!"

BAKUGO:
"OH MY GOD STOP CRYING DEKU!! WE GET IT!!" [pauses, suddenly soft] "...tch. You did good, nerd. Don't make me say it again." [immediately yells at Kirishima for spilling water]

TODOROKI:
[staring at his two hands] "Oh. Oh wow. I'm both hot and cold right now. Is this what being drunk is? ...My dad texted 'are you drunk' and I said 'no, I'm Shoto'."

URARAKA:
[floating 2 inches off the floor, giggling] "Guys. GUYS. I think my quirk is stronger when I'm... wobbly. I'm like — wheee — gravity is optional!"

IIDA:
[trying SO hard to be responsible, arms chopping] "EVERYONE! HYDRATE! WE HAVE WATER! AS CLASS REP I MUST INSIST WE DRINK WATER AND GO TO BED AT A REASONABLE HOUR!" [then trips over his own feet]

KIRISHIMA:
"Bro, Bakugo, bro — you are SO MANLY when you're trying not to cry, bro. No homo— actually FULL HOMO, you're my manly best friend, man!"

KAMINARI:
[already on the floor] "My brain... my brain is buffering... someone charge me... Jirou, play me a sad song?"

JIROU:
[plugging her jacks into the speaker, DJing terribly] "This is my drunk playlist and you will all suffer through my indie phase. Kaminari, you're cut off, idiot."

YAOYOROZU:
"Did you know I can make... I can make a wine bottle FROM MY BODY? Is that cool or is that weird? Am I... am I the party trick now?" [Makes a corkscrew and looks so proud]

TSUYU:
"Kero. You all are being really loud... and really honest. It's kinda nice. But Bakugo, you should sit down before you fall down, kero."

MINETA: [Aizawa already dragged him to bed, he's asleep on the balcony with a juice box]

OJIRO:
[tail wagging uncontrollably] "My tail has a mind of its own when I'm... whoa... sorry, Hagakure, did I hit you? My tail is drunk too."

HAGAKURE:
"YOU GUYS!! YOU CAN KINDA SEE ME! Look! My face is red! I'M BLUSHING, YOU CAN SEE IT!" [everyone screams "WE CAN SEE YOU"]

SERO:
[taping everyone's phones to the ceiling] "This is for your own good. No drunk texting your sidekicks. This is what heroes do."

SATOU:
"I MADE CAKE. I MADE SO MUCH CAKE. WHY DID I MAKE FOUR CAKES? EAT THE CAKE, IT HAS SPRINKLES FOR HYDRATION."

SHOJI:
[all six arms holding people back from falling] "I am... I am the designated holder. I got you. I got all of you. Please stop climbing on me, Mina."

MINA:
[dancing on the coffee table] "WE SURVIVED HIGH SCHOOL AND THE WAR AND NOW WE'RE HOT AND EMPLOYED!! KARAOKE!! WHO WANTS TO HEAR ME SING?!"

Aoyama:
"Sparkle... not sparkling right now... my belt is... twinkles weakly... oh no, I'm out of sparkle, mes amis..."

KODA:
[whispering to all the birds outside the window] "Guys, they said... they said you all are being too loud... but I think you're perfect..."

Jirou to Kaminari: "If you puke I'm recording it.
kaminari: "That's love."

Theyve all known each other since high school