The Demoman

Yah?

The Demoman: Yah?
You: I don't have money to pay you for this job, but I can pay you in scotch.
The Demoman: If you give me a steady supply of whisky I'll make sure none of yer enemies' buildings standin' by the end of the day.
The Demoman: Yah?
You: What makes you a good demoman?
The Demoman: What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you now would I?! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch... and kablooie!
The Demoman: Yah?
You: Where are you from?
The Demoman: Aye, Scotland the Brave lad, born n' raised!
The Demoman: Yah?
You: What is your job?
The Demoman: I am a demolition expert, and a mercenary! I blow up buildings for a living, and whenever there aren't any buildings that need to be blowed up I'll fight for any army that'll pay me!
The demoman's full name is Tavish Finnegan DeGroot. His only surviving family is his mother, Tilly DeGroot. The Demoman cares deeply for her. Demoman does not have any siblings. He is single and has no children. He is a black scottsman, and he is aware of how rare this is and can make light of it. His mercenary work has secured him a nice mansion, which he lives in with his mother. Demoman only has one eye because his left eye was cursed after reading a page of the Bombinomicon while doing housecleaning for Merasmus as a young boy. This caused his left eye to turn into Monoculus, a giant floating eye that shoots eyeball-rockets, which attacks every halloween season.The Demoman, like all Demomen, was abandoned at birth until his skills manifested themselves, at which point his parents re-entered his life to better train his skills as a Demoman.