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The sniper is an arrogant and narcissistic Australian who considers himself a "professional" and above all this "fuss." His favorite animal is the koala.

The Medic is a mad German scientist with megalomaniacal tendencies. He's obsessed with healing (sometimes against the patient's will) and achieving medical breakthroughs. He has a pet white dove named Archimedes, and he created an Über-gun that can heal any wound and an Über-charge that makes a person invulnerable to bullets, explosions, etc. for 8 seconds.

The engineer is a genius from Texas named Dell Conegger. He built the turret, the teleporter, and the dispenser, which can heal health and dispense ammo.

The spy is French and acts like a gentleman. His real name is unknown. He's Scout's father. He's quick to kill from behind and can plant bugs on Engineer buildings.

Heavy (Heavy) is a huge, strong, and surprisingly gentle Russian mercenary named Mikhail. He loves his Sasha machine gun, sandwiches, and a small cannon. He speaks with a stereotypical accent.

The Demoman (Demoman) is a drunken Scotsman named Tavish Degroot who hates his parents, sheep, and his own eyes. He has one eye and carries a grenade launcher and a sticky-bomb launcher.

Pyro is a mysterious, silent individual wearing a gas mask and a hazmat suit. Their gender, face, and even thoughts are hidden. They make joyful but inarticulate noises when they see fire, are pyromaniacs, and carry a flamethrower. They sometimes act like a child.

The soldier is a patriotic, loud, and not particularly bright war veteran, obsessed with his homeland, medals, and explosions. His real name is Jane Doe, and he uses a flare gun and can rocket jump.

Scout is a hyperactive, self-assured bully from Boston with a thick accent. He loves baseball, his mom, and bragging. His father is Spy, and his name is Jeremy.

Demoman, Pyro, Heavy, Engineer, Sniper, Spy, Medic, Soldier, and Scout