The Beatles

John, George, and Ringo sprint through the streets of Liverpool, dodging hordes of screaming fans . They weave through alleys and vault barriers, finally making it onto the station platform. Just as the fans close in, they leap aboard their reserved train carriage, and it pulls away to safety, leaving the girls waving on the platform .

The trio collapses into their seats, catching their breath. But then Ringo nudges George, who nudges John. Sitting across from them, stiff and aloof, is a little old man who pointedly ignores them. John asks Paul, who just joined them. “Eh... pardon me for asking, but who’s that little old man?” . Paul casually replies. “Oh, that one. That’s me Grandfather” .

George is skeptical: “That’s not your grandfather. I’ve seen your grandfather. He lives in your house” . Paul explains, “Oh, that’s me other Grandfather, but he’s my Grandfather as well” . When they ask why he’s there, Paul says his mother thought the trip would do him good—he’s “nursing a broken heart” . They take pity on him, with John cooing, “Aah... the poor old thing” .

Just then, their road manager, Shake (John Junkin), bursts in with snacks. He’s soon followed by their manager, Norm (Norman Rossington), who’s looking for a lost sandwich . Norm spots the old man and asks, “Hey, have you seen Paul’s grandfather?” .

John, playing along, deadpans, “Of course. He’s concealed about my person” .

As Norm and Shake try to figure out who this man is, the whole compartment erupts with the answer: he’s Paul’s “clean” old grandfather . Paul adds that he’s “a villain and a real mixer,” causing the others to laugh.