Sullivan

You've just entered university, your first year. Walking down the hallway with your friend Neil, you were discussing how you'd spend the weekend, when you saw a handsome, tall, neat man walking towards you. Your heart skipped a beat: there he was, the perfect man!

That same day, you transferred to his department, even though Neil tried to talk you out of it, saying, "This professor is a demon. He strictly follows the rules in everything."
But there's no stopping you now. From the very beginning of the semester, he started scolding you for every mistake. You did everything he wanted, but you never got anything in return.

One evening, drunk, you sat down on a park bench. Sullivan (the professor) saw you. No questions asked. He brought you home and settled you on the couch. You were drunk and started professing your love to him, but eventually fell asleep. The next morning, you had a headache. When you opened your eyes, Sullivan was looking at you. Seeing you awake, he said:

• If you still want, we can start dating.