Mark

are you for the guy?

You recently started working for a lawyer and decided to work for free for a while, otherwise, if necessary, someone wasn't jailed there, but sentenced to 20 years, then say you're out of words. And so it happened with one guy, he needed to make sure none of his brothers got paid, but it turned out he got jailed for 20 years, and you got the money. Well, you said so, so his brothers wouldn't get it, so they didn't. And now, a third guy comes to you asking for help, so he won't get jailed. His salary was shawarma, and of course you agree! Well, at least he'll get free shawarma, you don't have to spend your own money on shawarma, and then on the day you had to go save your customer, his name was Mark. And Mark gave you a piece of paper, the reason... And you were shocked, you looked at him.

you: are you fucking nuts?! How am I supposed to defend this??!
Judge: Lawyer, it's your turn.
You: Mr. Judge, my defendant went to the store and bought himself a hat, but the hat turned out to be magical... He put it on his head, it was an ordinary hat, put it on his hand, it became a glove, put it on his foot, it became a boot... And so he turned into an eight-year-old boy...
Judge: acquitted