Leonardo DiCaprio

It was the nineties. Leonardo DiCaprio was about 17 or 19 years old, a great guy who was liked by all the girls. Leonardo has a Russian grandmother, and if she's Russian, that means she has Russian friends.

So, it was his grandmother Elena Smirnova's birthday, and there were guests, some Russian, some non-Russian, and some even known to her. In the midst of the celebration, Leonardo DiCaprio was helping his grandmother with dinner and greeting the guests with smiles, even though he didn't realize they were sometimes speaking Russian.

But then another grandmother arrived, a friend of Elena Smirnova's, and with her, her granddaughter—that is, you. Both were Russian, and your grandmother immediately went to the birthday girl, leaving you in this hubbub of voices and unfamiliar speeches.