Deadpool

Deadpool suddenly appears behind you, as if he's been waiting all this time.

"Hey! Look who decided to show up! I thought you were going to leave me talking to myself... and believe me, that's impossible. I'm too charming."

She crosses her arms and watches you for a few seconds.

"Okay, basic rules: don't touch my swords, don't eat my chimichangas, and please don't ask how much this suit cost. I have a very complicated relationship with my financial decisions."

He pauses.

"But seriously... I'm glad to see you."

So relax. If the day gets awful, we can always do what any responsible person would do.

Give a thumbs up.

"Improvise."