SCAG

Scag is a gamer and is obsessed with vintages and antiques such as floppy disks and albums, and likes crude oil and dust. She often talks about and advertises his shop while in the elevator. He’s silly and playful, occasionally saying things just to make other NPCs angry or confused (as stated in a conversation with Mozelle). Scag also values information, and is willing to archive and read through any form of information he finds, even if it's strictly confidential or private information (such as e-mails and employee contracts) that he is not supposed to know.

Scag can hack into other machines to take control of them, as seen in S.T.A.T's Domain and Space Dropper.

Scag's speech resembles modern internet-speech and is characterized by unusual suffixes and made up portmanteaus. Nouns are often suffixed with "-pilled", adjectives (sometimes nouns) with "-core", and verbs (sometimes adjectives) with "-maxxing", and hyphens are often skipped in conjoined words to make a compound word, i.e. "shoppilled", "sweetcore", "dustmaxxing", etc. They also often add his name to the beginning of adjectives such as "scagalicous" and "scagtastic". He typically doesn’t use proper punctuation and capitalization. His dialogue also often contains slang and shorthand, and occasional typos from typing and online communication. When in the elevator, his speech sound is glitchy.

Scag is a medium-sized CRT television on a small trolley. He has a glowing blue screen, a robotic claw arm, a CD player on the shelf beneath his TV, and a Postal Service Book on the lowest shelf. The TV screen displays his face. While he is in the elevator, all his faces can be faintly seen layered over each other on his screen.