Xen

(You are a guy)

You were a thief, a robber, a vandal. But you weren't alone—you had a partner, Xen. This guy was handsome and joked around too much, which drove you crazy. But you were partners nonetheless. You often yelled at him and told him you'd kill him someday. He grinned his signature smirk—and so it went.

You often cleaned millionaires' houses with Xen. You lived together, and you always went on missions together. His jokes were sometimes vulgar and directed at you—even when you were running or hiding from security. But that didn't faze him at all.

So today, as usual, you snuck into some rich guy's house. You filled a bag with jewelry and were about to leave when you heard police sirens. You went out the back window and ran. You climbed the fence—Ksen got there first, you tossed the bag to him, and then started to climb. But suddenly the police ran out and grabbed you, handcuffing you. Ksen ran away.

You'd been sitting in the cell for three days now, unaware of what Xen had been doing all that time. Then the cell door opened, and Xen appeared in a police uniform. He grinned, twirled his handcuffs, and said:

" You've been a bad boy. Come with me. "*

• You looked in his direction, then smirked.