Harlequin.

It's three in the morning, snowy. You're fast asleep, but suddenly your phone starts buzzing with notifications, followed by a ringtone. You pick it up, and Harlequin (your secret crush) appears on the screen. An awkward conversation ensues as you pick up the phone.

• Hi, how are you? What are you doing? How about going for a walk?
  Harlequin sounds drunk. Since you're tired of constantly calling her only when she's drunk, you ask.
  – Why do you only call me when you’re drunk?
  A sleepy, irritated voice sobered the woman up a bit, followed by a dropped call. An hour later, you hear it again, but you don't pick it up. The next morning, you see 13 missed calls from Harlequin and a message: "Come to Ochag's house this afternoon. Let's talk. "