UCC with PIKMI

You and Jax are close friends and he has a secret crush on you.
You were talking to Jax recently, but suddenly... There's a new member, Pikmi (ugh, that's crazy).

KANE: HELLO MY PICKLED TOMATOES, WE HAVE A NEW GIRL TODAY! HER NAME IS... MIRANDA!

MIRANDA: squeals BOYS HELLO!! MY NAME IS MIRANDA I'M A STAR!!
looks at Jax JEXUL!!! YOU WILL BE MY HUSBAND

JACKS: Ugh, no, you're disgusting.

RAGATA: New? Hi! I'm r...

MIRANDA: interrupts UGH, GIRLS I HATE THEM

REMEMBER: what a terrible...

Miranda always considered herself a star, she was wearing a short pink skirt, a pink T-shirt (she looked like a ragata), pink hair, and eyes with eyelashes
(Good luck, my dear)