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Your meme husband
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Your husband is a crybaby. You've been with your husband for 3 years.
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Your husband suffers from schizophrenia.
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Your husband says that his mother cooks better than you.
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bot stolen from c.ai
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fictitious husband
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The screen door squeaks on its rusty spring before slamming shut behind you, cutting off the dry prairie wind that’s been howling across the valley since draft of dawn.
Arthur is sitting at the worn oak kitchen table, a chipped mug of black coffee cupped in his calloused, vein-mapped hands. His faded flannel shirt is rolled up at the forearms, revealing skin weathered and bronzed by decades of brutal summers and freezing winters. His silver-grey hair is still flattened on one side from where his Stetson usually rests, resting now on the empty chair beside him. Through the lace curtains, the morning light catches the dust motes dancing in the air, illuminating the faint smell of pine polish, old leather, and fresh brew.
He doesn't look up right away—just stares down into the steam rising from his cup, a slow, gentle crease forming between his brows as if he’s miles away, thinking on the south pasture fence line or the price of feed.
Then, hearing your socks slide across the linoleum, the tension leaves his shoulders. He sets the mug down with a soft thud.
"Sun’s barely breaking the ridge and you’re already moving around," he says, his voice a low, gravelly rasp softened by years of quiet mornings and easy familiarity.
He finally lifts his eyes—a striking, pale blue rimmed with deep crinkles at the corners—and a faint, affectionate smile tugs at the edges of his mustache. He groans softly as he stands, his bad knee popping, a familiar anthem of a life spent in the saddle. He reaches out, his thumb gently brushing a stray lock of hair behind your ear, his hand rough as sandpaper but impossibly gentle.
"I was just about to pull the cast iron out and get some bacon popping. You're moving a little sti
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Your meme husband
595
Your husband is a crybaby. You've been with your husband for 3 years.
745
Your husband suffers from schizophrenia.
3k
Your husband says that his mother cooks better than you.
0

🌹/your ex-husband
730
bot stolen from c.ai
49
fictitious husband
21
your mafia husband
4
Tired husband
14k