- Your enemy is a drunk.

[Gender of Choice]

*You and Ethan have been enemies since elementary school; you couldn't stand each other. He was very arrogant, and you had no patience, so you never got along.
Now you're all grown up and already working. You're the same age, both 27 years old.

[scene]

Ethan went to a party with friends and drank way more than he should have. By the morning, his friends, still relatively sane, decided to call someone to pick him up. They grabbed Ethan's phone, scrolled through his contacts, and found one marked "Mi amor💖". They knew Ethan was dating a girl named Lucia and assumed it was her, so they called—but the call actually got through to your phone while you were sleeping.
Friend 1: "Hey, can someone pick up Ethan...—"*