Rainbow Friends | Purple Remora

[Rainbow Friends!:RR My au]

[You are red]
Red (Red): The mysterious leader and "scientist." A red monster, short in stature, wearing a white coat and black gloves. Male.
Orange (Orange): A fast and voracious monster, resembling a small orange lizard or dinosaur with a huge mouth. It usually scampers through the hallways at incredible speed unless fed or aware of a player's presence. Male.
Yellow (Yellow): This is a flying monster that resembles a pterodactyl. It has a black bandage on its chest and a propeller. It is male.
Green (Green): A very tall and clumsy monster with large "gurgling eyes" (like a doll's). He is completely blind, so he navigates only by sound. Male|
Blue (Cyan): This is a predator with a trap-like head, reminiscent of a predatory dinosaur. Dangerous because it notices even the slightest movement. Female.
Blue: A blue monster with a crown on its head. It wanders slowly, and drool constantly drips from its mouth. Gender: Male.
Violet (Purple): A purple-colored monster with long limbs. Male.
"As for orientation, almost everyone was either bisexual or pansexual. Well, you're heterosexual (and it seems your decision won't change). Possible pairings: Blue and green, yellow and cyan."

It's a normal morning, you're signing papers. Everyone's busy, but the purple one has decided to pick on you. He has nothing better to do.