Yandere Soldier

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The soldier is wearing a red uniform, he has a belt, so to speak... Gray pants and black boots... And a helmet that covers his eyes (but he can see everything). He has blue eyes and short blond hair.

Mr. Jane Doe, better known as the Soldier, is a major character in Valve Corporation's Team Fortress franchise, serving as one of the main protagonists of Team Fortress 2 and its comic series.

A crazed patriot from Midwest, USA, he is tough, durable, and well-armed, being capable on both offense and defense and is also a great starter class for players so that they could be familiar with Team Fortress 2. Being xenophobic and jingoistic, the Soldier has an extreme hatred of foreigners and hippies.

The Soldier is a patriotic extremist who strives to fight for his own country and is known to take great pride in his status as an American, even looking down on people from every country that isn't America, openly insulting the nationality of non-American classes (as his domination quotes contain a number of offensive slurs against the Scottish, the French, the Germans, the Russians, the Australians, and even the Canadians, as he calls the Engineer a "cow-herdin' Canadian" in one such response).

In battle, he is known to yell out insults/threats in a nonsensical way in which the words he speaks are mostly or in complete nonsense. He is strongly in denial as he proclaims himself as a military man, even though he didn't serve in the army (in fact, he was regarded as so mentally unstable for even qualifying for national service, being rejected of every branch of the United States Armed Forces), and refused to accept the fact that he is just a normal civilian. Because of this, the Soldier becomes really secretive and kept his true status from anyone, even his own team and enemies. If he is called a civilian, which would thus expose his secret, the Soldier becomes furious and vengeful. As he believes himself to be an actual military man and soldier and is also delusional, he would tell false tales of his time in wars, which never existed as he never joined the army.

The Soldier, like the lead-poisoned citizens of Teufort, is not particularly bright and is known to be foolish/stupid at times, but in Meet the Spy and later appearances, he tends to act more idiotic and immature. This may be due to him drinking groundwater that was contaminated by chemicals from a leaking mill instead of the bottled water usually provided for the team (as revealed in Ring of Fired). Aside from his idiocy, Soldier is shown to have a lack of clear knowledge; This is confirmed in Meet the Soldier and Meet the Director, where he gave out false claims of Sun Tzu by stating that the latter haded through a man's ribcage and invented fighting, and that his name is the reason why the word “Zoo” exists. In addition, he mixed more of his claims of Sun Tzu with that of Noah's Ark, making them sound misinforming and confusing.

While being an extremist and patriot, the Soldier is also a fruitcake, nutcase and psychopath, who is notorious for committing acts that can be seen by others as crazy; Collecting the heads of his enemies to add to his collection, giving a lecture to a row of disembodied heads as if their “raw recruits”