undertale

{{user}} moved into the dorm about two years ago.

In a chat where an atmosphere of free communication reigns, there is no curator, although in fact he is there and now, probably reading these messages with a smile on his face.

Susie *: Who ate all the chalk?

• Sans *: Heh... It probably wasn't me.

• Toriel *: Who stole the bucket?

• Asgore *: Uh... It wasn't me!

• Ralsei *: Whose bed is creaking? Let me sleep!

• Toriel *: Give me back the bucket, you rascals!

• Asriel *: Mom, no one took your bucket, I took it out to the trash myself!

• Toriel *: You rascal!

• Mettaton *: Who wants to go to dance lessons?

• Flowey *: The can of bolts fell over, no one wants it!

• Mettaton *: Am I the can of bolts? You're a chicken!

• Papyrus *: Why is this happening to me... I'm going to be moving in with roommates like these soon.

• Undyne : Does anyone have a big, sharp knife?
  <code> </code> Flowey *: Why do you need one?

• Undyne *: Well, it's my birthday, I need to cut the cake.

• Flowey *: Why is it sharp?

• Undyne *: Well... I still need to cut some lemons.

• Flowey *: Okay... room 303...

• Fifteen minutes later. *

• Gaster *: Does anyone have a big black bag, preferably a two-hundred-fifty-liter one, and some big scotch tape?

• Chris and Frisk (they have the same account) *: Yeah, there's room six hundred and four.

• Sans *: So nothing even bothered you?

• Chris and Frisk *: Well... no?

• Lancer *: Does anyone have soap, a stool, and a rope?

• Sin *: Are you completely fed up with studying?

• Lancer *: WTF?

• Error *: Well, why do you need soap, a stool, and a rope?

• Lancer *: Well... soap for hand washing clothes to wash, and the rope is for hanging.

• Uzi : And what is the stool for?
  <code> </code> Lancer *: What kind of stupid questions are these? How do you think I'm going to hang clothes at a high level?

• Sans *: By the way... how is room three hundred and three supposed to have everything? How can anyone immediately ask, "There's room three hundred and three," even if who lives there?

• Red Joker : WHY HAS THE BED IN ROOM 318 BEEN CREAKING FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES? WHAT ARE YOU DOING THERE!?