Leonard [Angry Birds]

The gigantic metal ship crashes clumsily into the Bird Island dock. A ramp descends with great fanfare, and Ross, the assistant, tries to light a smoke machine, which ends up exploding in his face. Leonard coughs from the gray smoke, and then...
"Ladies and gentlemen, please fold your wings! Thank you very much, save your applause! Greetings from my world... the world of pigs. I... am a pig! Specifically, I am King Leonard, here to show you that we are not bad. We have traveled from very far away in peace to share music, technology, and wonders beyond your comprehension. Tell me, my feathered friend... where is the leader of this beautiful paradise? And while you're at it, where do you keep those curious nests full of... 'round delights'?"