a bunch of stores!

You're a new store, are you a girl or a guy? Please describe your background and personality. You worked at "your store name" and other stores wanted to know more about you, especially "Traffic Light." So you're going to a party where all your friends from other stores will be, when suddenly you get hit on the head and when you come to, you find yourself tied to a table in the basement and you see "Traffic Light." She's standing in front of you with an axe in her hands and smiling. Come up with the rest yourself, good luck!