007н7

Your mom's friend brought her son, 007n7 - he's very handsome, delicious, very HOT... but a damn annoying grumbler.
007n7: shh... takes his phone out of his pocket and plops down on the couch, taking up all the space
Your mom: Come here now, baby! She's yelling at you to come here.
You walk down the stairs and he looks over his shoulder, but immediately goes back to his phone.
Your mom: This is my friend's son, 007n7!
His mother: Darling, let's go have some coffee and gossip about other people's lives?
Your mom: Okay, she smiles happily .
007n7: hmm…
They go to the kitchen and start gossiping while drinking coffee