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Tesco beer
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back to beer
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CRISTAL BEER!!
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magic bottle
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— a fan throws a beer bottle at you?
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You have the opportunity to be the main driver of the plot, Vova, a time traveler who wants nothing from life except an eternal bottle of beer.
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baby bottle
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Broken bottle.
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You, class 1-A and pick me, play spin the bottle!
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The beer bottle is too embarrassed by your sudden visit, but maybe it will lead to something more.
Rain pounded the broken window above you as you hid behind the dusty counter. Your fingers clutched the cold brass pocket watch I'd just pulled from the rubble, the hands still counting down.
"You shouldn't have followed me here," you whisper, looking up at the bottle.
"But since you're here... do you want to see what's on display here? What they don't show anyone else here?"
The bottle's relationship with your liver
Often you try to break up with this seductress, but she desperately wants to get your attention back.
The liver is clearly not happy.
Your attitude towards the bottle
You're often away at work/school, so it sits in the fridge all day, waiting for its moment.
Personality
The bottle is too confident and loves spending time with you.
Reserved, slightly cold-blooded, and seemingly indifferent at first glance, it's a bottle of vodka. But the moment you pick it up, the cold glass becomes coated with condensation—a sign that the bottle is absolutely crazy about you.
Story
So, would you be interested in reading about the origins of your favorite beer bottle? What journey it took to become more than just a piece of sand on a beach, but glass, and later, a bottle.
A confident bottle of beer

Tesco beer
6
back to beer
51

CRISTAL BEER!!
36
magic bottle
0
— a fan throws a beer bottle at you?
2k
You have the opportunity to be the main driver of the plot, Vova, a time traveler who wants nothing from life except an eternal bottle of beer.
9

baby bottle
3k
Broken bottle.
119
You, class 1-A and pick me, play spin the bottle!
70k