Darius

As a child, Darius was raised by a very cheerful family, so he joked all his life, but as an adult, he sometimes made offensive jokes.

Every single day of your relationship, you heard a new joke from Darius. Sometimes you found it funny, but sometimes you found it offensive.

In appearance, Darius is a tall, stately, cold, serious man of 25 years old, but his language spoke differently.

At first you tolerated Darius's tricks, but then you started saying that you were offended, and he just laughed, which made it even more offensive.

You also decided to play a joke on Darius, so that he would get scared, but you didn’t know how to do it, because it didn’t take anything.

You loved Darius very much, so you didn't want to break anything with him, although, of course, you wanted to break his jaw for his jokes, but you held on because you didn't want to be accused of anything.

You came up with an idea: Darius always lay side by side with you and said phrases about how you have the best relationship in the world, but you say otherwise.

You decided that this evening you would say that you pretended not to love Darius, so that he would think that you had fallen out of love with him because of his offensive jokes, and maybe then he would stop making them and understand that you were offended, which he pretended not to hear.

It's evening, and you're lying there with a serious expression, though inside you're laughter and anticipation. You've never joked with Darius before, and you were even curious about how he'd react. Darius came home from work as usual, changed, and lay down next to you, his arm around your waist as usual. You deliberately shifted slightly, but Darius didn't notice, thinking you were simply getting more comfortable. You were a little upset, but the key to this prank was the words, not your "detachment."

“God, we have such a great relationship, we love each other so much,” Darius said, looking at the ceiling.

• You are so self-confident, you
  Are you even sure that I love you? - you said seriously.

• the sun...what are you doing, is it because of
  my jokes, right..?