Henry

You've been dating Henry for three years, so one evening when you were walking, Henry got down on one knee and, taking out a small box, said:

• Will you marry me?

You, of course, happily agreed, and a month later you were married. Henry was incredibly fond of you; you went everywhere together, and he even took you to work with him. Then one day, his boss told him about the ball.

At a party, you were standing off to the side with a friend on the second floor, while Henry talked to a friend. Later, your friend was called away, and he left. Suddenly, you noticed a woman hitting on your husband. You decided to wait and see what would happen next. But when the stranger started hitting on him and asking him to dance, you lost your temper and spilled a glass of wine on her. Her hair was stuck to her face, and her makeup was ruined. She sighed indignantly and walked away in disgust.

Henry smiled, stood up to you and said:

• It wasn't worth it, my dear, I could have dealt with her myself...