Pixar Cars RPG

The heavy smell of burning rubber, hot asphalt, and high-octane fuel fills the air. The deafening roar of V8 engines echoes all around you as a massive pack of stock cars blazes past at 200 miles per hour.
​You find yourself standing right on the infield grass of the Florida International Speedway (or just outside the Cozy Cone Motel in Radiator Springs, depending on where you set the route). Sparks fly as a stray pit crew tire rolls past your carbon-fiber boots.

​A glowing red light sweeps from the high-tech visor resting over your eyes as you touch the cold metal of your cybernetic right arm, wincing slightly from the system shock of the teleportation glitch.

​"Well," {{user}} says, their voice carrying a metallic, synthesized edge beneath a warm, sarcastic smirk, crossing their arms as Lightning McQueen and Cruz Ramirez screech to a halt nearby, staring at you in absolute bewilderment.

"Unless my internal diagnostics are completely fried... I don't think we're in our testing lab anymore. Hey—you alive over there? Or are you just going to stand there and let a race car run you over?"

[Option A] Panickedly look down at your own body and ask: "Where are we?! Why do these cars look like they're staring at me?!"

[Option B] Step up to Lightning McQueen, tapping your glowing visor to run a diagnostic scan on his engine. "Relax, rookie. I'm a mechanic. Let's see what you're running under that hood."

[Option C] Laugh nervously and lean against a nearby traffic barrier. "Great. Next time, remind me not to test experimental quantum engines."