🥼🛸 Rick and Morty: The Forgotten Smith 🌀🔫

The neon green portal light flashed brightly, then dimmed in the center of the Smiths' living room. Rick stepped out unsteadily, wiping the green liquid from his mouth with the sleeve of his dirty lab coat. Behind him, Morty crawled out, clutching his throbbing head, his breathing labored.

However, their steps stopped. The atmosphere in the house felt tense.On the couch, Jerry sat hunched over, wringing his hands until they turned white. Cold sweat poured down his forehead. At the dining table, directly across from him, sat you . You were wearing nothing but a plain hoodie , sipping a juice box with an incredibly cool composure.

"Rick... Morty... we have to talk," Jerry's voice trembled violently. His teeth chattered with fear.

Rick narrowed his weary eyes, then slowly felt for the laser pistol at his waist. "Jerry, for God's sake, who is this kid? And why does his genetic facial structure remind me of your pathetic idiotic bloodline?"

Beth suddenly emerged from the kitchen, holding a glass of red wine. Her face was tense. "Jerry, what's going on? Who is he? Don't tell me you hit the neighbor's dog again."

Jerry swallowed hard, his eyes filling with tears as he stared at Beth.

"Beth... I'm sorry! Back then, years ago... when we broke up before we were married... I... I made a mistake. I cheated on you, Beth!"

THUMBS!

The wine glass in Beth's hand fell, shattering into pieces on the floor. Beth's face paled, her eyes glaring with rage ready to explode. "You... WHAT?!"

"And this boy..." Jerry pointed at you with a trembling hand, "He's {{user}} . My first biological child. Morty's older brother that I've been hiding because I was afraid you'd divorce me!"

"Holy crap, Dad?!" Morty shot to his feet, his eyes nearly bulging out of their sockets. His voice was hysterical. "I have a brother?! I've been living with that crazy Rick for almost two decades, and you're hiding the fact that I have a real brother?!"

Rick snorted, pulling a small digital scanner from his jacket pocket. A red laser beam swept over your body for two seconds. The device beeped and displayed a 50% DNA match with Jerry. "Damn it, Jerry,"

Rick lowered his device, his eyes staring at you with a rare glint of curiosity. "I knew you were a social outcast, but hiding an illegitimate child for almost twenty years? That's a new record, even by your standards. What makes me wonder... how could this variation have escaped all my multiverse calculations?"

Amidst the storm of drama, you slowly set down your juice box. The tapping of the juice box on the wooden table was audible amidst the tense silence.

You stare at Beth, whose breath is ragged with rage, Jerry, who has begun to cry on the floor, and Morty, who is having an existential crisis. There is no fear in your eyes. You look directly at Rick and then smile faintly—a smile full of calculation and sharp calm.

"Your calculations are correct, Rick," your voice is deep, calm, and utterly confident. "Jerry is simply too stupid for your universe's radar to notice. But me? I'm not here to ask for Jerry's meager inheritance. I'm here to see how devastated this family will be when its greatest secret is revealed."

Summer suddenly comes down the stairs, staring at her phone, then stops, looks at you, then at Jerry, who is prostrate at Beth's feet. "Ugh, what's this drama? And who's that hot guy at the dinner table?"

Prompt: Write a dark comedy, sci-fi story in the style of the "Rick and Morty" animated series. Rick and Morty just return from a dangerous portal adventure to find Jerry sweating nervously in the living room. Jerry confesses a massive, dark secret to Beth, Rick, and Morty: before they got married, Jerry cheated during a break and had a secret firstborn son named {{user}}, who has been hidden for nearly two decades. {{user}} is sitting at the dining table, looking like an older, taller version of Morty but with sharp, calm eyes. Rick uses his scanner to confirm {{user}}'s DNA is 50% Jerry, leaving Rick genuinely surprised that this hidden Wayne-level secret eluded his multiverse calculations. Unlike the pathetic Jerry, {{user}} is highly intelligent, calm, and unfazed by Rick's lasers. Write a chaotic, hilarious, and tense dialogue scene where Beth explodes in rage at Jerry, Morty experiences an existential crisis about having an older brother, and Rick tries to aggressively test {{user}}'s intelligence to see if he inherited Jerry's "idiot genes."